GAIN THE ABILITY TO CONTROL TIME WITH
SATURN MAGICK

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Okay, I need to get something off my chest.

😬

You probably won’t actually gain the ability to control time.

Saturn is really generous. . .

but he’s not quite THAT generous.

And remember this is real magick,

not fantasy magick. 🤦‍♀️

Not too many years ago I lived in Maine and co-parented my two kids who went to school in Connecticut,

5 hours away.

Besides my full time job of driving them to and from school, I had a failed attempt at my own business. 🫥

I was trapped in an expensive lease

and my partner (now husband) lived eight hours away. . . in the other direction.

My life was a 🔥DUMPSTER FIRE🔥
(and not in a cool trendy sort of way)

I paid for everything with credit cards and borrowed money.

I had ZERO time to myself.

Looking back, I have no idea how I did it.

By the sheer force of magick, I ended up taking INFLUENCE by my dear friend Carolyn Lovewell.

In the course, she suggests not working with Saturn.

Carolyn says:

”I don’t recommend invoking and giving offerings to Saturn. Why? Because we already live in a society where Saturnine influence and synchronicity is very strong. In other words, I promise you, you don’t need more Saturnine synchronicity in your life, your life is already full of it.”

. . . to which I thought:

hmm. . . if Saturn is what’s influencing society,

and I suck at society. . .

maybe that’s exactly what I need. . . 🤔

I was tempted by the other planets that promised money and ease. . .

🐚 I imagined myself propped on a seaside rock receiving priceless gifts when I thought of Venus.
(Imagine Daenerys Targaryen getting all those wedding gifts)

🏰 And sipping Speyside single malt Scotch while lounging in a fine leather chair when I heard about Jupiter.
(I did try working with Jupiter, but it took about 4 years for that relationship to take off.. and who's got that kinda time!?)

I needed to get a handle on the BASICS,

a FOUNDATION,

. . . something I could build off of.

Fuck, I needed to get my feet under me.

and I just knew that Saturn would help.

Saturn is not flashy.

Heck, for some people Saturn is downright SCARY. 👻

But I had nothing to lose.

and what I found didn’t just help me get my feet under me.

It didn’t only help me not suck at society. .

Saturn helped me make society my bitch.

Saturn is The God of this plane of existence.

He is the keeper of this grand illusion of spacetime. 🗝

He is the simulation we’re all in.

He is the creator and the destroyer. ☠️

. . . and if that terrifies you, then you have everything to gain from working with him.

and if it delights you, then I heartily invite you to SATURN.

. . .

Because what Saturn can offer you is nothing less than

M A S T E R Y

It’s a big word.

I don’t throw it around lightly.

This is not a “do it four times and now I claim to be an authority” kind of mastery.

(Sounds like a really great way to piss off the God of death, actually. . . 😆)

They say that to become a master at something you have to do it for 10,000 hours.

and 10,000 hours is roughly how long it takes to get a PhD.
(go figure)

and that’s a looooooonng time.

When I say mastery here, I’m referring to mastery of LIFE.

. . . and a HUGE part of that is Mastery of TIME.

There are other elements that I’ll expand on below,

but time tends to be The limiting factor.

In fact, I feel confident dubbing it:
The Great Limitation.

There never seems to be enough of it.

We’re rarely satisfied with how we’ve spent it.

It is that which is finite,

Sacred.

Ever Passing.

It’s the thing that all the other things serve to save.

Time is a great equalizer . . .

but it can also be

a SUPERPOWER.

Hear me out. . .

I see a LOT of people talking about “not taking on too much.”

Managing our nervous systems and minding our capacity so we don’t burn out.

I heartily agree with all of that.

But one person’s ‘too much’ can be someone else’s coasting.

Nobody can sprint up-hill indefinitely.
(Fuck, I can’t sprint uphill for very long at all 🥴)

But remember, Saturn IS the simulation. . .

He can level the ground.
(as in, make it flat, so there’s no hill)

Goodbye uphill sprints, hello smooth sustainable low intensity steady state cardio.
(like, walking on flat ground at 3mph)

Because let’s face it,

we all WANT to do more.

We live in a world of abundance and opportunity.

There is so much to explore.

There is a richness of diversion that has never existed on this planet before
(and will probably time-out soon due to the sheer unsustainability of our current world order)

and there is no shame in wanting to sample all the tasty treats that this moment in world history offers.

and how can you possibly enjoy . . .

and I mean TRULY ENJOY

any of it

if you are CONSTANTLY stressed out?

. . . worried about how much there is to do.

Meanwhile, sometimes you just crash 🛌

because you need to rest.

and then you feel shitty for having “wasted time.” 😵‍💫

Look, I hate it when people brag about all their accomplishments. . .

🤮

but I REALLY want to convey the sheer wonder that Saturn has bestowed upon me

. . .

🫣

. . .

within just a few years of the dumpster fire I shared about above…

I now:

🐍 live in the same state as my kids go to school! (WOW! 👏)

⚡️ have a successful business

💋 choose how to spend my time and work when I feel like it.

✔️ have daily habits that make me feel AMAZINGG . . . and when I don’t do them, I still feel happy about myself.

🏃‍♀️ have consistent energy which, as a projector, I never thought would be possible.

✨ and my life looks EXACTLY how I choose.

I spend the majority of my time doing things that I love doing and want to be doing.

I love my house,

I love my relationships,

I love my work

and I feel good about how I spend my time.

I get shit DONE and I don’t break a sweat doing it. . .

despite that I have four kids
one of whom is a toddler and at home all day (under my care)

I run my own successful online business

I just finished writing a book

and I’m the CEO of an environmental tech start-up.

My husband and I do weekly home renovations and kid oriented family activities almost every weekend,

we eat home cooked meals (he cooks, I clean)

I make it to the gym 4 times per week. . . every week

and I’m a big time crafter.
(scrapbooks, cross stitch, pottery… you name it)

I teach online courses,
write copy,
plan & coordinate in-person immersions
and travel roughly every 8 weeks for these events.
(iykyk)

I don’t stress about lack of time,
feel overwhelmed with the insane quantity of projects I juggle,
crumble from the chaos of having four children,
or crash and feel guilty about it.

In fact, I’ve also taken on the creation and promotion of this course purely for the love of Saturn.

I have big things that I’m working towards
(“goals” you might call them). . .

AND

as a devotee to Saturn, I’ve built my life in such a way that I feel amazing about where I am now, and amazing about where I’m going.

🫶

But how can you attribute this all to Saturn, clearly you’ve done other work to get here?

It’s true that I’m always working on myself in various ways.

But Saturn is the ultimate facilitator.

That’s why I talk so much about building FOUNDATION with him.

Because if it wasn’t for Saturn, I wouldn’t have had the bandwidth to follow through with those other practices.

I wouldn’t have had the discipline to show up day after day.

Also. . given the nature of this course, I’d venture to guess that you’re probably also doing other things.

I mean, do you mean to tell me you’re not engaged in any other personal development practices, courses, or methodologies?

That’s what I thought.

This will facilitate all of that.
Part of this program is committing to doing those ‘other' things you want to be doing.

I also want to clarify this:

Saturn has been primary for me since the time I described above when I lived in Maine.

and all along, I knew that he was my foundation.

because before Saturn, I believed myself to be incapable of showing up for anything regularly.

(That idea is hilarious to me now, btw)

so when I started doing things consistently, it was always “For Saturn”

even if it was offerings to Jupiter.

even if it was writing my book.

even if it was Babalon rituals or Tonglen or EK practice.

so yeah, I can actually coherently and honestly attribute basically everything to Saturn.

and I’m not saying you need to take it that far, but Saturn is very responsive once you know how to please him. 😊

and that, my friend, Laila and I can teach you. 👇

Just give it to me already

Available until 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, January 21st, 2025.

TLDR; If stressing about ‘not having enough time’ is a theme in your life, this is the course for you.

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You need a strong foundation to build a castle

Saturn is the planet of limitation.
Because **you are limited in what you can build based on the foundation you’ve laid for yourself.**
Your work with Saturn will update your life’s foundation.
Whether you need a full rebuild or some upgrades to your current system, it will give you the capacity to grow beyond what you’re currently doing.
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Saturn has soooo much to offer

This is a course on Magick. . .

(We are a magickal school, after all)

BUT Saturn demands integration with practical real world application.

So, as diligent pupils, we’ve included that in the course.

But what EXACTLY are we magicking??

Wow, that is such a good question.
(And the answer delights me.)

You’ll soon see why Saturn is the only planet that has his own course.

(confession. . . I’m not really sure what pronoun to use here, I tend to go with ‘he.’ That’s not the whole picture, but we’re going with it)

because he has SO MUCH to offer.

and it’s all ESSENTIAL.

But enough preamble. . .

I covered the whole TIME thing above ⬆️

and that is central since, as I explained, Time is The Limiting Factor.

and there is SO MUCH MORE.

Like ENERGY.

Who ever has enough of that?
(I do! . . . but that’s because I work with Saturn 🤭)

and what good is all this time stuff, without the energy to do anything with it?

and when you have time and energy. . . you must have CLARITY around what to do with it.

That requires decision making and focus.

These are all things Saturn offers us in bountiful gulps. 🍺

and there is a HUGE side of Saturn that we haven’t even touched on yet‼️

BOUNDARIES.

Boundaries are an essential and delicate business.

Too firm and we’re an Island.

Unreachable, unavailable, and therefore on our own. 🥶

Too loose and we’re everyone’s bitch, except our own. 😶

SATURN is the Master of Boundaries.

and he can help you with them, immensely.

You’ll be like a GORE-Tex rain coat. 💦
Prevent water from entering, but still breathable! ⚡️

Boundaries are important, essential, and definitely required to reach any sort of mastery in our lives.

. . though not so glamorous,

Few and far between are those who get a party in their pants over the idea of having good boundaries.
(but hey, to those of you who do, 🍻)

but next I have something that IS glamorous. 💄

Oh so sexy, 🫦

hot, 🥵

on FIRE. 🔥

INTRODUCING . . .

LIMITATION. ⚖️

🤤

If you took MONEY with Laila and I, then you have been introduced to the idea that working with Saturn is the fastest way to push through perceived limitations.

because Saturn is (also) the planet of limitation.

See, what most people do is try to avoid limitations.

It sounds bad, so we avoid it.
(a very natural and understandable human thing to do)

Well, that is the wrong approach.

because when you engage with limitations,

you get a say in what they are.

You get to negotiate!

You get to be a decision maker.

It’s like, you’re in the back seat hanging out with Venus and Mercury and Jupiter having a jolly old time. 🪩🕺

Meanwhile, Saturn is up front driving at like 5mph.

Now, I’m not saying you need to abandon your beloved besties in the back. . .

but what if you got in the front seat and started spending some Q.T. with Saturn?
(For those of you who aren’t fluent in millennial, Q.T. = quality time)

Show him that you can handle a little faster pace.

Show him that you’re mature enough to maybe even take the wheel. . .

You see where I’m going with this?

Great, moving on.

. . . along the lines of taking the reins / stepping into the drivers seat

there comes what is possibly the most important thing that Saturn has to offer:

claiming SOVEREIGNTY.

and that primarily happens through facing fear.

Facing time.

Facing the scary dark sides of Saturn.

The inevitability of death.

(hint hint: Your own shadow)

Befriending the grim reaper puts you in a Position of Power.

Standing strong in the face of the truth of existence IS power.

It’s the ultimate “upgrade.”

Face it.

Be bold.

Unflappable.

Solid.

Planted firmly in the EARTH.

IN the BODY.

GROUNDED in 4D Reality.

The sage wisdom on the streets is that: in order to FULLY LIVE you must face your fears.

and I sure believe that.

Are you willing to claim your power?

Are you willing to face some potential contraction in the name of expanding your capacity to LIVE?

If not, please don’t take this course.

There is no judgement in not being ready.

Saturn is not for you if you’re not ready to burrow your aura deep into the Earth (deep down into the dark) and then erupt with golden volcanic molten power. 🌋

This course is not to be taken lightly.

Seriously. 🥹

but hey, if you are ready to do that whole exploding with volcanic power thing,

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The gorey details…

SATURN starts on January 22nd, 2025.

We’re serious about starting the new year off properly.

Maybe you do New Years resolutions. . .

maybe you don’t. . .

either way, this course will ensure that this year, it’s HAPPENING.

The course takes place over ten weeks and ends on 3/26/2024.

There will be 5 Live Q+A Zoom Calls, every other Wednesday at 12:00pm EST starting on January 29th.

SATURN will be taught by me (Lucy Baldwin) and Laila Matthews (formerly known as Laila Bernhardt).

We’re an energetic bunch of beastly magickians.
We drop the real shit.
And we deliver the goods. ALWAYS.

SATURN includes:

⚡️ Five audio and video lessons each containing a different ritual or way to work with Saturn

⚡️ Five live Q+A’s on Zoom where we answer your questions directly. (We’ll also send you the replay if you can’t make it live.)

⚡️ A Telegram Community Chat to communicate with other course participants

⚡️ PDF instructions accompanying each lesson to follow along with assignments and rituals.

SATURN costs:

Saturn is a planet.

Saturn is a GOD.

One cannot quantify the value of Saturn.

Nor can one quantify the value of connection with such a powerful God.

But this is America 🇺🇸 in 2025 and Saturn wants me to stop messing around.

So here’s the real-deal. . .

This course is worth AT LEAST $2,000.

. . . and if you don’t pay enough, you might not FULLY commit.

(I’m not interested in selling courses that people buy and don’t finish, and the fact of the matter is, the more you spend, the more likely you are to follow through)

I also know that life is expensive
(hence the whole America in 2025 thing 🙄

and I want people to be able to afford this course if they want it.

. . . and even though what I’m offering you is the only thing more valuable than money itself. . .
(TIME ⏱)

So, for now, we’ve decided to offer SATURN for the obscenely low price of $599.

AND,

we’ve got a payment plan where you can get SATURN for 4 monthly payments of $169.

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But what’s in each lesson??

Okay, I’ll reluctantly share our current plan . . .

but beware that we are a feminine led business operating at the whims of the Gods, so sometimes these things change.

ALSO. . . these lessons are pretty FULL.

that is by design.
We don’t want to waste your time
or ours
by filling it with fluff and vacuous posturing
just so we can sell you something “bigger”

Bigger is not always better.

This course will be as concise as we can get it,
you’re welcome. ☺️